missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

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im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

you know what a scary thought is 

people shutting down bookstores because “no one buys books” anymore they just download them

and if thats not scary then i dont know what is

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  • Every Teen Wolf fan ever: no I promise it's better than it looks just ignore the name
  • Every Teen Wolf fan ever: no I promise it's better than it looks just ignore the name

#they’re like those two older siblings who embarrass you when your friends come over

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roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

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kardashianloverr:

fucking love you ellen

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chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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